boobvoid:

therapist: how are you?
me: fine how are you

(Source: bioillogically, via confirmance)

bpdvoid:

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

(via viciousfox)

thebootydiaries:

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

(Source: coveryoursoup, via teeashirts)

thaibrator:

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via volcainist)